20 Stupid jokes for kids.

Now that your big kid's brains of humor has progressed, she appreciates riddles and more complex humor. Here are 20 great kid-friendly jokes to create your child laugh.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly  Cows go ‘moo!’

?  What did 0 say to 8?

A: Nice belt!

?  What did the mushroom say to the fungus?

A: You're a fun guy [fungi].

? Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby?

A: He was a little hoarse.

?  Why was 6 afraid of  7 ?

A: Because 7.  8 . 9.

?  What musical instrument is create in the bathroom ?

A: A tuba toothpaste.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old female.
Little old female who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel !

Knock, knock.
Who's there ?
Lettuce .
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here !

After many years, a prisoner is finally released.

He runs around yelling, "I'm free! I'm free!"
A little kid walks up to him and says, "So what? I'm  4."

?  How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it.

?  Which flower talks the most?
A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!

?  A man arrived in a small town on Friday . He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible ?
A: His horse's name is Friday !

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pizza .
Pizza who?
Pizza really great guy!

?  What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

?  What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet .

? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to go to high school.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting, squawking parrot.
Interrupting, squawking parr -
SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKK!

?  Where do pencils go for vacation?

A: Pencil-vania .

?  Why did the girl smear p

eanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

?  Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen previous to they go to the beach ?

A: Because they might peel !