Q: What is
a spaceman”s favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbarrr!
A: A marsbarrr!
Q: How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
A: When it’s full.
A: When it’s full.
Q: what do you call a tick on the mooon?
A: A luna-tick
A: A luna-tick
Q:What kind of music do planets sing?
A:Neptunes!
A:Neptunes!
Q: What’s a light-year?
A: The same as a regular year, but with lesss calories.
A: The same as a regular year, but with lesss calories.
Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the moooooon!
A: It wanted to see the moooooon!
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet booksss!
A: Comet booksss!
Q: What did the alien saaay to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder!
A: Take me to your weeder!
Q: Why don’t aliens eat clownsss?
A: Because they taste funny!
A: Because they taste funny!
Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
A: The space barrr!
Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the milky wayyyy.
A: The space barrr!
Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the milky wayyyy.
Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!
A: A parking meteor!
Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in.
A: Because Mercury moved in.
Q: What did the alien saaay to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
A: Take me to your litter.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was looking for Pluto.
A: He was looking for Pluto.
Q: What do you call a loony spacemannn?
A: An astronut.
A: An astronut.
Q: What did the alien say when he was out of roooom?
A: I’m all spaced out!
A: I’m all spaced out!
Q: What do aliens on the metric scheme saaay?
A: Take me to your liter.
A: Take me to your liter.
Q: Why did the public not like the restaurant on the moon?
A: Because here was no atmosphere.
A: Because here was no atmosphere.
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